21 guilty pleasure

My three year old started part-time preschool, giving me about twelve hours a week to do whatever I want. So of course I feel terrible about how awesome it is.

20. Dream job

X

So like I don't have a day job outside of my house. I'm a fiber artist, which is pretty boss, but WHAT IF I was better at it and able to command more coin for my skills. WHAT IF.

22. Favorite Cartoon Character

Why so serious?  Let's put a smile on that face!

21. Guilty Pleasure

A Silent But Deadly (SBD) fart just before exiting an elevator full of people.  Bonus if the elevator contains that shitty coworker who makes everybody in the office fucking miserable as hell.

20. Ideal Job

My days would be spent making sure kitten toe beans are told how cute they are.  

Day 15: a dinosaur

Day 14: portrait of a pet

My main bitch