Wednesday, September 30, 2015

30. Favorite outfit

Why, the one I have on right now!

Day 25: best friend

The bestest

Day 24: a collage

Day 23: Actor

I'm always curious about actors with unusual looks like Steve Buscemi. In a field where looks are everything, there's a niche for the non-conventional. Somebody has to play those roles I guess. 

Day 22: favorite cartoon character

I have many, but I'm feeling 90s nostalgic so here us go. They couldn't be more opposite but I love their optimism and cynicism respectively. 

Day 21: guilty pleasure

Twerking to dirty hip-hop joints

30 your favorite outfit

29 meaning of your name

28 your zodiac sign

27 sentimental value

29. The meaning of your name

28. Your zodiac sign

27. Sentimental Value

Nicer version herehttp://tinyurl.com/owgh448, all photoshopped up fancy.





25. Best friend


When your bff is always like "maybe it was aliens"

24. Collage


Featuring Tilda Swinton, some runway models, and paper from a wasp nest.

23. Actor

I

I am an AC-TOR! I had a hard time deciding on an actor (or like a generic cartoon of people acting, or whatever). So I would like you to imagine me sitting on the bench in the toddler play area of a local mall, trying to draw Jon Lovitz from memory while having to stop my kid from climbing up the slide every 30 seconds. IT STINKS!

26 instrument


Sunday, September 27, 2015

22. Favorite cartoon character


I love Totoro, but I'm not really sure he's my favorite when the world also contains the Warner kids (all of the Animaniacs, really) and the Tick and Courage the Cowardly Dog. And so on.

21 guilty pleasure


My three year old started part-time preschool, giving me about twelve hours a week to do whatever I want. So of course I feel terrible about how awesome it is.

20. Dream job

X

So like I don't have a day job outside of my house. I'm a fiber artist, which is pretty boss, but WHAT IF I was better at it and able to command more coin for my skills. WHAT IF.

22. Favorite Cartoon Character

Why so serious?  Let's put a smile on that face!

21. Guilty Pleasure

A Silent But Deadly (SBD) fart just before exiting an elevator full of people.  Bonus if the elevator contains that shitty coworker who makes everybody in the office fucking miserable as hell.

20. Ideal Job

My days would be spent making sure kitten toe beans are told how cute they are.  

Friday, September 25, 2015

24. A collage

I kind of hate collages. I can't seem to make one that does anything beyond just the obvious joke of putting a couple of incongruous things together, which just feels meaningless and therefore a waste of time after a while. But I've probably made hundreds of collages and will probably make hundreds more because sometimes they're kind of funny and because I have SO MANY collage materials. I dunno.  

Thursday, September 24, 2015

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20. Wanted to draw a dream-generating assembly line but somehow drew a duck bill, so now it's a duck employed by the dream industry.

21. I couldn't think of anything I felt guilty about, so I drew this from my cat's pov. I think he feels guilty because he hops away really fast if he hears us coming. 





















22. For reference:


Easter Egg (at the end) is actually my favorite, but I didn't want to draw a spoiler on the off chance that everyone hasn't seen this cartoon and is looking forward to watching it. The Bad Egg, of course, is also amazing. I think about this cartoon A LOT. Also, I think this might be the best drawing I've ever done of anything.


23. For reference:


I think about this movie constantly. Fay Ray actually plays 3 roles, but Mrs. Hardly is a standout.


19. Sea creature


Gulper eel!

18. Zombie


I asked my three year old what kind of zombie I should draw. She said a people zombie. A blue people zombie. Wearing blue stripes. Then she saw my drawing and was like, "that doesn't look like a zombie."

17. Delicious food


Generally it's like SHUT UP POLONIUS, YOU WINDBAG but maybe this is OK advice.

16. Drawin' without lookin'

Tha back wall of my bedroom minus laundry baskets


23 actress

Viola Davis